to late, the first requirement is that you once served under Clinton or have the last name Clinton. Second is you must be a Washington insider.
Note: Obama now says ” no new taxes for the rich”
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To qualify you must:

Worship Wingnut

Be ack-blay

Be unemployed

Be uneducated

Have or have sired more than six children with various partners

Have a serious substance abuse problem

Have a criminal record for violent behavior

Have an IQ below 100

Have no conscience

Lawyers automatically meet these requirements.

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Assuming you’re college educated w/ impressive degree and savvy typed resume ready to go…..all that’s left is one thing:

FRONT UP THE MONEY!!!! Discreet, substantial payment$ towards Obama’s campaign debts are appreciated. Donating a noticable amount MIGHT get your resume looked at by the key people. Drop down an eye-popping amount might buy 10 Obama minutes to make your best pitch at getting a job.

Experience or job knowlege isn’t really required. Bonus points are earned if you’re black.

Doesn’t matter HOW you get the $$$$—just get it and get it in Obama’s hands!!!
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